You know that feeling when you're at a birthday party and there's some mediocre music being played and the snacks are just sort of meh and you don't really know anybody so you just sort of hide in the corner and wait for someone to bring out the cake? This movie was kind of like that. Hanx didn't show up until about 58 minutes into the 93-minute stabfest, so in the meantime, we had plenty of time to get to know a whole lot of people in freshly creased jeans and crocheted tam-o-shanters, and one jilted dude wearing eyeliner who just can't seem to let go. I'm just going to warn you right now - if you don't want a very, very cheesy 80s horror flick spoiled for you, you should probably stop reading now. I've never been what you'd call a horror movie buff, so I have no idea if all slasher flicks of the era are this inherently cheesy, but if they are, I might have to give it another look. I rather enjoyed heckling the characters fro